Lynette
07-14-2006, 08:59 PM
I am offering a 13 year old PMSing girl for FREE! That's right, you can have your very own bitchy, moody, pain in the butt, know everything teenage girl all for the cost of the gas it takes to drive by my house and pick her up. Shoot, I will even give you gas money!
She knows how to:
Vaccuum, sweep, and mop floors
Change, bath, feed, and watch a baby
Clean up dog poop, feed dogs, give them baths
Scrub toilets, clean sinks and mirrors
Put away dishes
Make simple meals
Do laundry and put away clothes
Of course you have to figure out how to actually get her to do things but I am sure it will work out fine.
You only have to:
Feed her
Clothe her
Entertain her
Provide her with a phone, modem, and computer
Give her everything she asks for the moment she asks for it
Not expect her to pick up after herself
Allow her to play the "I'm ONLY a kid!" card whenever it suits her otherwise she knows everything
Defer to her all-knowing wisdom since anyone in a parental role is obviously a blithering idiot.
Now in anticipation of the overwhelming response to this heck of a bargain I think I will need to form a kind of lottery to determine who the lucky winner is so send your inquiries soon! Don't let this opportunity get away!!!
She knows how to:
Vaccuum, sweep, and mop floors
Change, bath, feed, and watch a baby
Clean up dog poop, feed dogs, give them baths
Scrub toilets, clean sinks and mirrors
Put away dishes
Make simple meals
Do laundry and put away clothes
Of course you have to figure out how to actually get her to do things but I am sure it will work out fine.
You only have to:
Feed her
Clothe her
Entertain her
Provide her with a phone, modem, and computer
Give her everything she asks for the moment she asks for it
Not expect her to pick up after herself
Allow her to play the "I'm ONLY a kid!" card whenever it suits her otherwise she knows everything
Defer to her all-knowing wisdom since anyone in a parental role is obviously a blithering idiot.
Now in anticipation of the overwhelming response to this heck of a bargain I think I will need to form a kind of lottery to determine who the lucky winner is so send your inquiries soon! Don't let this opportunity get away!!!